if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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