At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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