The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
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I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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