you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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