So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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