Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i dont even know how to be here
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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