Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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