Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
