I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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