jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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