Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Randomize
