i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also, beer. Big fan.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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