i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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