fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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