Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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