We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Enjoy the penises
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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