Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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