Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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