Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
