Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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