Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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