I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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