Umm I'm too high to move.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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