Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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