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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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