That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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