Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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