Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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