seriously i just wanna be friends
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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