Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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