i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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