There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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