Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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