so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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