I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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