Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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