Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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