That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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