Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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