her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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