We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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