You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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