Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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