why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Your cock deserves a montage
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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