I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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