I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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