xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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