I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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