seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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