i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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