She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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